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Yiddish Humor Detected by Mailer Daemon

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 4:19pm — decibel.places

The Quality Control dept has identified that an email you sent may contain inappropriate language according to our policy rules:


  Date:                Thu, 1 Mar 2012 12:15:15 -0800 (PST)
  Subject:            Fw: Kosher computers
  Rule:                15044 Inappropriate Slang

The offending email (I suspect #15 tripped the rule)

kosher computer

I don't know if you know this, but you can now purchase Kosher computers! They are made in Israel by a company called DELL-SHALOM. The price is so low... even with the shipping from Israel! However, before you purchase a kosher computer of your own, you should know that there are some important changes from the typical non-kosher computer you are used to, such as:

1) The 'Start' button has been replaced with a 'Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!' button.
2) You hear 'Hava Nagila' during startup.
3) The cursor moves from right to left.
4) When Spell-checker finds an error it prompts, 'Is this the best you can do?'
5) When you look at erotic images, your computer says, 'If your mother knew you did this, she would die.'
6) It comes with a 'monitor cleaning solution' from Manischewitz that gets rid of all the 'schmutz und drek.'
7) When running 'Scan Disk' it prompts you with a 'You want I should fix this?' message.
8) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC goes, 'Schloffen.'
9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
10) It comes with two hard drives - one for fleyshedik (business software) and one for milchedik (games).
11) Instead of getting a 'General Protection Fault' error, your PC now gets 'Ferklempt.'
12) The multimedia player has been renamed to 'Nu, so play my music already!'
13) When your PC is working too hard, you occasionally hear a loud 'Oy Gevalt!'
14) Computer viruses can now be cured with matzo ball soup.
15) When disconnecting external devices from the PC, you are instructed to 'Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus.'
16) After your computer dies, you have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
17) But best of all, if you have a kosher computer, you can't get SPAM...

Goodbye Spammers, Hello Old Friends

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:10pm — decibel.places

I have had forums on this site for a couple of years; nobody used them except spammers, although they had to register an account with an email to post there.

Today I decided to delete all those posts, and the forums, and disable the forum module, and block all the users I did not recognize. I automatically sent an email to the blocked accounts so they would have a chance to ask me to reactivate them before they were deleted in a couple of weeks:

We are removing spammers at netsperience 2.x
Your account on netsperience 2.x has been blocked.
Let us know if you are not a spammer and want us to reactivate
your account. After a while, we will delete all blocked accounts.

--  netsperience 2.x admin

If you have a Drupal site with forums enabled but you don't really use them, you may be surprised what a spam farm you are hosting!

I received this response from a blocked account, from someone who clearly did not remember registering:

eck i have no idea of what netexperince is!?????

 

 

In My Email Today: Ascii Art Redux Spam

Thu, 06/17/2010 - 11:55pm — decibel.places 
But when I start...

8888888  88   88    888    888888   8888888  8888888         8888888  8888888 
88       88   88   88 88   88   88  88       88              88   88  88     
88       88   88  88   88  88   88  88       88              88   88  88     
88       8888888  8888888  888888   88       8888888         88   88  8888888 
88       88   88  88   88  88 88    88  888  88              88   88  88     
88       88   88  88   88  88  88   88   88  88              88   88  88      
8888888  88   88  88   88  88   88  8888888  8888888         8888888  88      

88      8888888  88   88 8888888
88      88   88  88   88 88
88      88   88  88   88 88
88      88   88  88   88 8888888
88      88   88  88   88 88
88      88   88   88 88  88
8888888 8888888    888   8888888

88       88   88       88   88       88    
88       88   88       88   88       88     
88   8   88   88   8   88   88   8   88        
88  888  88   88  888  88   88  888  88    
8888   8888   8888   8888   8888   8888    
888     888   888     888   888     888    
 8       8     8       8     8       8   88

 88   88888   88   88   888888   88888   88   88       888888   88   88
888  88   88  88   88   88      88   88  88   88       88   88  88   88
 88       88  88   88   88           88  88   88       88   88  88   88
 88     88    8888888   888888     88    8888888       888888   88   88
 88    88          88        88  88           88       88 88    88   88
 88   88           88        88 88            88       88  88   88   88
 88  8888888       88   888888  8888888       88  88   88   88   88888 

I want you here...

No hyperlink, just 8's - remember "ascii art"?
and Yahoo Mail thinks "8888 8888 8888 8888 8888 8888"
is a UPS tracking number...


ascii art email

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